The Official GOP Debate Drinking Game Rules, Pt. 5


The fifth GOP primary debate takes place Tuesday evening in Las Vegas. (photo: Scott Olson/Getty)
The fifth GOP primary debate takes place Tuesday evening in Las Vegas. (photo: Scott Olson/Getty

 

Matt Taibbi | Rolling Stone | Reader Supported News | December 14, 2015

Wednesday morning is going to suck

 

adies and gentlemen, start your livers.

Onward we march, to the fifth Republican debate, held this time at the Venetian in Las Vegas, beginning Tuesday at 8:30 p.m. EST.

This one promises to be a lively affair, with some pundits predicting a brawl between onetime snuggle-bunnies Donald Trump and Ted Cruz. Trump recently called Cruz a “maniac,” prompting Cruz, who has depressed us all with his repeated overenthusiastic 80s pop culture references, to tweet back a link to Michael Sembello’s “Maniac” song from Flashdance.

Ben Carson, returned from an extended trip abroad taken in the wake of a string of bizarre and controversial public comments – the campaign version of taking a semester off to “find yourself” – will need to do something drastic to stop his freefall in the polls. Even Republican voters seemed freaked out at the lack of foreign policy knowledge he displayed in the last debate. So expect him to try to force-feed references to things he’s recently learned about the Middle East, like that it is hot and you need a passport to visit it.

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